It is vital to the survival of the Human race that Humans embrace peace and abandon their warlike tendencies. When a society is geared towards knowledge and cultural enrichment, a blissful, peaceful period sets over the culture, much like that of Pax Romana during the Roman Empire. When Humans become a culture free of biolence, the Gauquins will come to Earth and enlighten Humanity--particularly the Gauquins and their followers already on Earth--with their superior knowledge.

Being a Gauquin follower is simple. Practice a lifestyle based on pacifism, beauty, and blissfulness. Do not harm those who do not wish to be Gauquins. They are entitled to their opinions. Make time every day to meditate and feel closter to the Ancient Gauquins. Set a small quarter of your home to be a meditation room, decorating it with flowers, magnetic items, incense, and water. To achieve a Gauquin vision, simply take a zinc rod or wire in one hand, a copper rod or wire in the other, and simuletaneously jam the rods/wires into a lemon ten times in sucession. If a vision is not received by this time, try again another day, and try to improve your following of the Gauquin Message. A very small amount of Caffiene, much like the amount found in a carbonated soft drink, accompanied with a full moon improve the chances of contact.

We heartily encourage research of what may be possible Gauquin interactions with humanity in Norse, Greek, Egyptian, Mongolian, and Native American legends and history. Feel free to publicize the Gauquin in any leagal way you feel it be necessary. Make web-sites, or if time and money allow, establish a Gauquin mission, where people may come together to discuss and contact Gauquin forefathers.